Elizabeth Hurley Is Your Mother’s Age But Looks Slightly Better Than Her In A Bikini–No Offense.

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I shouldn’t have brought your mom into the headline, bro. I apologize. Your mom may look hotter than Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for all I know. And if she does, that’s gotta be weird for you.

Hurley, akaΒ Vanessa Kensington in Austin Powers (1997),Β is 51 years young and ages like Benjamin Button. Except I don’t want to bone Benjamin Button. So that metaphor really makes no sense. I think it’s best I just let the photos do the talking.

Age defying.

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled β€œWhy Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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