Elizabeth Hurley Is Your Mother’s Age But Looks Slightly Better Than Her In A Bikini–No Offense.
I shouldn’t have brought your mom into the headline, bro. I apologize. Your mom may look hotter than Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for all I know. And if she does, that’s gotta be weird for you.
Hurley, aka Vanessa Kensington in Austin Powers (1997), is 51 years young and ages like Benjamin Button. Except I don’t want to bone Benjamin Button. So that metaphor really makes no sense. I think it’s best I just let the photos do the talking.