Emily Ratajkowski, why must you tease us like this?
Emily Ratajkowski, star of our Instagram account last night, is on the cover of the newest issue of Harper. Just Harper, no Bazaar. And inside this magazine of which I had not heard of until now, she shares the story of exactly what she does at night after a long day of looking really sexy for lots of money.
“I chug water and take off my makeup. I don’t sleep with clothes on, so I just get naked, get under the covers, put on Game of Thrones, and relax.”
Aww yeah. We all just knew that she slept naked, right? I mean, at least that’s how I pictured her… uh, okay… moving on.
She continues…
“I’ll catch up with my boyfriend and maybe read. I sleep the best in my own bed, which is too bad because I’m not sleeping in my bed enough.”
Dammit. I should have stopped reading. Sorry, bros. And who is this boyfriend? I’ve never seen her with a boyfriend. I’m just going to pretend that he doesn’t really exist. Should be easy since I’ve never seen him, right? *closes eyes* Nope, no boyfriend!
Now I can see We Are Your Friends with full mental peace. That is, when it comes out on Netflix or On-Demand, of course.
And now the obligatory sexy pictures because this is a story about Emily Ratajkowski after all…
Pre-bedroom attire?
https://www.instagram.com/p/4hD3pCy2ar/
See? No boyfriend!