This German Model Got Straight-Up NAKED In Public For Oktoberfest And Holy Hell She Can Ride My Bratwurst Any Day

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Her name’s Michaela Schafer the German model and she’s basically naked in all these photos. I say “basically” because she’s wearing suspenders technically, but there’s literally zero left to the imagination. Zero. Like if you’re capable of connecting dots in a kindergarten-level workbook then you pretty much know what Michaela looks like naked.

Personally, I’m more impressed with her shoes. Like holy shit lady that’s what, a 5 inch pump? Was she actually moving around during this photo shoot or did she just stand still and wiggle her butt? It’s almost physically impossible to walk in shoes like those, so kudos to Michaela for her ambulatory skills and for also…well, being naked and hot, I guess.