Jordan Carver Naked And Drizzling Chocolate All Over Herself Is Why She’s A Living Legend

Jordan Carver is just mind-blowingly good at Instagram.

It’s been over three months since we last checked in on the woman I call “The Eighth Wonder of the World,” Jordan Carver. As you can see from these photos she shared overnight that is FAR, FAR too long for us to have waited.

If you aren’t familiar with Jordan Carver and this is your first time seeing her, well, you’ve really been missing out. She’s been burning up the Internet since way back in 2010 when she first created her own Web site. Several years and numerous magazine shoots later she’s now earned herself over 1.3 million followers on Instagram. 1.3 million very, very happy followers.

Oh yeah, here’s that whole naked thing that I mentioned in the headline. This right here is why her followers are so damn happy… in case you hadn’t figure it out yet.

I want sore baby

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Want more? Hell yes you do…

It might be a better #throwback pic ❄️

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G O O D ❄️ V I B E S ❄️ O N L Y

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💋 | 📷 @iamdavidsebastian

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Ella ella eh eh eh eh ☔️ @geaphoto ☔️

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Dinner is ready 🍴 @ouanophotography

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@dplyusnin

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J U S T • C H I L L I N G

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P A R A D I S E

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Before settling down at BroBible, Douglas Charles, a graduate of the University of Iowa (Go Hawks), owned and operated a wide assortment of websites. He is also one of the few White Sox fans out there and thinks Michael Jordan is, hands down, the GOAT.