Look out, Kate Upton’s cleavage is going rogue.
Remember that event I just told you about where Nina Agdal showed up just wearing lingerie while everyone else was dressed in clothes? Yeah, that one. Well, Kate Upton was also there and while she was one of those people who was actually wearing a dress her cleavage seemed to take on a mind of its own at the party.
I think, and I could be wrong, but I think Kate Upton’s cleavage may have become sentient. God help us all.