Keke Palmer’s Halloween Costume Involved A Skimpy Lil’ Bikini Top And…Well, What Else Do You Need To Know?
True talk: I have no idea who Keke Palmer is. I know she’s famous and I know she’s been in a bunch of Nickelodeon shows, but I’ve never seen or heard of any of them. Maybe I’m too old or maybe she’s too new, but whatever it is hopefully you’ve heard of her and actually give a shit about her Halloween costume because I don’t.
Actually, correction: I don’t give a shit about anyone’s Halloween costume. Heidi Klum was Jessica Rabbit and Keke Palmer was Aaliyah, whoop-dee-doo.