Kendall Jenner Goes Braless For The Boys

Kendall, Kendall, Kendall. I know if I ever met you you’d probably be insufferable. We probably wouldn’t get along because you’re all about appearances and I am wearing two different socks. People like you and I go together like orange juice and toothpaste. But, I must admit, you are a certified scud missile. Top to bottom smoke pistol. I particularly like when you go braless. I know you’re doing it just for me. But next time, remove the fucking pizzas. XO.

Enjoy a few more. Happy Sunday.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.