Kendall Jenner In Laced Lingerie Is Certainly A Sight To Behold

First off Kendall, stereotypes are unhealthy. I speak on behalf of 50% of the population when I say that men everywhere take exception to your gross generalization. I, personally, have not lied in the past 48 hours and I don’t plan on telling a fib until I do my taxes. For all intents and purposes, I donated mass sums of money to various charities and foundations and you can’t prove I didn’t. If Lord Disick stripped near naked on the hood of a stranger’s 1972 Volkswagen behind the phrase “Girls Make Delicious Sandwiches,” he’d have to issue an apology and Lena Dunham would petition for his public execution. Not trying to be a dick, but there are two sides to a coin, and that coin is the difference between what men and women make for the same job.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.