Kim Kardashian Wants You To Know Where Kanye’s Sperm Is In This Teaser For The ‘KUWTK’ Premiere (Spoiler: In Her V)
Tonight is the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Bros! Mark your calendars to do absolutely anything else. I will be watching the Caps take on the Bruins in a must-win matchup.
Well, it’s not necessarily must win. Washington’s just in a bit of a swoon, having lost two straight at home, and it would be nice to get back in the win column. They’ve still got a fairly good lock on the seventh seed in the playoffs.
That would put them up against the Candiens, Rangers or Lightning in the first round, all teams that have given them fits in postseasons past. So we will see, but this team, despite its struggles, seems more well-rounded than squads in the past. Plus, I think Barry Trotz is a better postseason coach than Bruce Boudreau or Dale Hunter.
Oh. Duh. Here’s Kim Kardashian talking about how Kanye’s just fucked her and his sperm is still lingering in her vagina. Yayyy.
Where did he go after? Did he pump and dump?