I’m just as sick of talking about the Kardashians as the rest of you are of reading about them. What, you think I like sitting here and throwing out Kendall Kylie and Kim bikini photos every day? Fuck no. Literally the only reason anyone on the Internet gives a shit about the Jenners/Kardashians is because you guys keep clicking on their stuff. I’m serious; if everyone stopped clicking on them no one would post them. At all.
But unfortunately for me I’ve started yet another monthly bet with Matt Keohan and the loser of this month has to spend the day walking around with a cone of shame on his/her (probably his) head. Personally, I’m okay with losing – that sounds sort of fun from a demented perspective…but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to try in the first place. So here’s Kylie Jenner in a stupid purple bikini doing stupid rich people things on jet skis while the rest of us scrounge around for quarters in our wallets whenever we’re in the drive-thru for McDonald’s after realizing we don’t have any cash on us and that we already hit our credit card limit for the month. Whoo.