Before all of you cry “CLICKBAIT!” and “THAT’S A CLICKBAIT HEADLINE!” I need you to watch the entire video and realize there’s a perfectly valid reason for me to not spoil the ending of this spectacular video.
You may have heard of the “Strikeout,” which is a person toking from a fully loaded bong, a shot of liquor, and a pint of beer.
This man ups the ante.
BIG LEAGUE.
The mustachioed madman dabs, followed by a shot, then takes a hit from a bong, and ends his amazing feat by downing a beer.
You need to watch the entire video because all is not how it appears. There is a rather shocking revelation in the last seconds of the unbelievable video.
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This dabbing motherfucker wasn’t at some house party. This goddamn savage consumed all of those drugs while in the middle of a fucking Ikea.
You know this maniac didn’t leave the furniture superstore without purchasing five orders of Swedish meatballs, pancakes with lingonberry sauce, and an entire Malm bedroom set.