Margot Robbie Wants You To Know That She Was Ugly And SUPER Unattractive As A Teenager
Margot Robbie played Naomi aka Leonardo DiCaprio’s wife in The Wolf of Wallstreet, and not to overuse an abbreviation but I’m going to throw in “aka” again and say she was legitimately the hottest woman in that whole movie. I mean look at this shit:
Yeah, I’m a straight lady and even I got wet watching her in that movie. But apparently Margot wasn’t always the sexpot that we currently know her as because according to her she was pretty fug as a teenager. In response to her being labeled as one of Hollywood’s hottest new actresses:
She said: “I take it as a huge compliment, but I grew up feeling very unattractive. As a teenager, I was gangly and had braces and glasses. I was lucky that I had a pretty glamorous role in ‘The Wolf of Wall Street,’ and that was how most people saw me for the first time.”
Unfortunately for Margot I’m not like the rest of the population; I need proof in order to be convinced of something. Where are the photos? Where’s the evidence? You want me to just take your word that you were somehow Australia’s ugliest undercover hottie? Bullshit. But because we here at BroBible believe in being thorough, I’ve taken a photo of Margot Robbie and edited it so that even a dumpster-diving hobo who hasn’t gotten laid in a decade wouldn’t want to touch her.
Here is a screenshot from a 2008 episode of an Australian crime show called City Homicide. Aside from sounding ridiculously generic, it features an either 17-year-old or 18-year-old Margot Robbie…let’s say 18 for insurance purposes so I don’t get labeled as a creep. Honestly I don’t know when the episode came out and I don’t really care, all you need to know is that she’s a teenager here:
As you can see, I’ve made sure to screenshot her at the most unflattering moment possible.
Now let’s make her fat!
And add a booger mustache…
And let’s throw in a poop emoji for good measure:
Yeah…you’d probably still hit that.