Is Miley Cyrus Pregnant With Patrick Schwarzenegger’s Baby?

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Short answer: Probably not maybe no one’s sure possibly?

Rumors about Miley Cyrus being pregnant with Patrick Schwarzenegger’s baby have been flying around for weeks now, and while she hasn’t flat-out denied any of the rumors that doesn’t mean she isn’t pregnant. But it also doesn’t mean she is. But then again we do have her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, tweeting about how excited he is to become a grandfather:

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But of course there’s always the possibility that Billy Ray is just jerking us around and that Miley isn’t actually pregnant…but come on. She probably is. I mean it’s MILEY CYRUS for fuck’s sake, there’s no way in hell she hasn’t been banging the hell out of the Terminator’s spawn, and if watching the Terminator movies has taught me anything it’s that artificial intelligence robots have strong swimmers.

…or maybe I learned that from that Terminator porn parody I watched the other day. I get the two mixed up all the time.

[H/T In Touch Weekly, header image via Shutterstock]