Cooking shows are so hot right now, but none hotter than A Fuego Maximo or “Maximum Fire” for you non-Spanish speakers. Don’t bother tuning your television to the Food Network or the Cooking Channel because this gorgeous naked chef isn’t on TV, but she definitely should be.
This spectacular 24-year-old chef, who goes by the name of Jenn, has gone viral with her amazing culinary demonstrations. With only three videos published on YouTube in under a week she has amassed nearly 500,000 views.
She ain’t exactly Julia Childs, so if you’re expecting tips on how to make the perfect Coq Au Vin or Beef Wellington this is not the culinary channel for you. Jenn makes a bit more elementary cuisine such as hot dogs, salad and guacamole. Hey, you have to learn how to walk before you can run.
This could be the best cooking show in the long, illustrious history of cooking shows, but unfortunately she never gets completely naked. There’s always some meddling avocados or huge tray getting in the way of seeing the goods.
Oh and one other tiny hiccup, she doesn’t speak a lick of English. However I don’t see that as a setback, I see it as an opportunity to brush up on my Español. It’s like Rosetta Stone, but with an emphasis of learning through my dick rather than dynamic immersion. After not speak Spanish for years, I quickly learned how to properly enunciate “queso” and “huevos.”
Jenn wants to show men that “cooking healthy meals can be fun.” A smoking hot naked 24-year-old sounds much more fun than watching Guy Fieri shovel some gross creamed chipped beef into his gullet at some health code violating diner in Texarkana, Arkansas.