Nicki Minaj’s Breasts Have The Power To Cure The Sick, Stop Children From Crying

Nicki Minaj is not afraid to use her powers for good.

Nicki Minaj was performing in Belfast Wednesday night when something magical happened. A boy was invited on stage and started to completely melt down at the prospect of being in the presence of The Harajuku Barbie. Tears were flowing, snot bubbles were being blown and it was quite the pitiful scene.

So to console the young man Nicki pulled him tight to her ever-present bosom where that something magical happened. Her boobs stopped the boy from crying.

Nicki understanding the full power of her breasts, captioned the video, “Get your life from the little boy in this video pls. Look at how he stopped crying wen he laid his head on dem thangz. They have real power beaming out of them that can cure the sick.”

But wait, let’s have one more look at the young lad as he was cradled in Nicki’s bosom…

Kid bro knows what’s up. Way to play, playa.

Rihanna also knows…