Farrah Abraham, Teen Mom and blossoming human blowup doll, has apparently tricked some poor unwitting sap into dating her. Sure Farrah is worth a pretty penny, what with the money from Teen Mom and a super hot sex tape –
…okay maybe most of her money is from Teen Mom. Either way I can’t really imagine who would put up with –
Jeez there’s so many Farrah gifs out there, all ripe for the picking! But that’s not the point of this post; the point of this post is to tell you what disgusting gift Farrah got her boyfriend for his birthday. Are you ready? You’re not. I know you’re not because you’re a dirty fucking liar. Okay, maybe now you are. She got him…
The ‘Teen Mom OG’ star has reportedly been keeping her long distance relationship with boyfriend Simon Saran hot by allowing him to use items from her sex toy line while they’re apart.
“He has my sex toys!” the reality star told ‘Radar Online,’ adding that she gave him the “Back Door Entry” (aka vagina mold) and the “Hand Stroker.”
Whether or not she also gifted him her sex tape is still a mystery. Oh wait not it’s not:
But as open with her sexuality as Farrah may be, she’s still not okay with her man watching the infamous sex tape she made with porn star James Deen. According to Farrah, her man prefers to watch “guy comedies” in lieu of ‘Farrah Abraham: Back Door Teen Mom,’ anyway.
File that under “things to bleach from my brain later.”
[H/T In Touch Weekly]