Scarlett Johansson Thinks Her Body Is Just ‘Okay’ And Not Very ‘Remarkable’ So Here’s 15 Gifs Saying Otherwise
All women have body image issues, and while I was taught to never speak in absolutes because that’s only something a Sith does, this is one case where it’s actually true. It doesn’t matter how hot a girl is or how perfect her butt looks in a pair of yoga pants, there’s something about her that she hates. Fat thighs? Sure. Too much arm fat? Check. She doesn’t like that she has freckles on her face despite the fact that it makes her look really cute to most people? Why not. Basically, no one is perfect, and those of us who are perceived as perfect are still imperfect in their own eyes.
“Bullshit” you say as you read this, “Not everyone is an insecure little tart.” Look, it doesn’t have anything to do with being insecure. Granted, some people are insecure, but others are just humble and don’t think they’re hot shit.
Take Scarlett Johansson for example.
During Sunday’s broadcast of Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2014 which I’m SURE you watched because what ELSE would you be doing with your life (read: literally anything else), Johansson told Barbara that she doesn’t think there’s anything special about her body.
“It’s an okay body,” she told Walters, who included Johansson on the list because of her very eventful year as a new mom, wife, and blockbuster star. “I wouldn’t say it’s particularly remarkable, though. I don’t like my thighs, my midsection.”
Asked how she feels about being a sex symbol, the smoky-voiced Lucy actress replied, “I never put on a sexy face, so I don’t know what it means to act seductively.”
Girl I’m ALL about humility, but never putting on a sexy face? Not knowing how to act seductively? I call bullshit on that. Oh and I’d kill for your thighs. No really, if given the option to murder someone in exchange for thighs like Scarlett Johansson you’d see my mug shot on the 6:00 news the next day…buttttt I’d have bangin’ legs soo who’s the real winner there, huh?
But that’s beside the point. Scarlett, you’re nuts; a goddamn lunatic if you ask me. So here’s 15 gifs proving that you’re hot as balls and totally do know what it means to “put on a sexy face.”
You silly lady, you.