Nearly two weeks ago we got a sneak peek at sexy Selena’s new seductive music video for “Hands to Myself.” Which I think is code for that she polished her pearl.
The song is pretty deep.
Can’t keep my hands to myself
No matter how hard I’m trying to
I want you all to myself
You’re metaphorical gin and juice
So come on, give me a taste
Of what it’s like to be next to you
Won’t let one drop go to waste
You’re metaphorical gin and juice
I wish I could find my one true love who could be my “metaphorical gin and juice.” I wonder if I’ll ever know that ultimate level of affection.
The song isn’t half bad either. Just kidding, I wouldn’t know because I didn’t hear that shit. I didn’t have a free hand to unmute that shit because I too was keeping my “hands to myself.”