Snooki From MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ Just Got Fake Boobs And Says Her Nipples Are ‘Falling Off’

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was one of the biggest success stories to come out of MTV’s Jersey Shore, and by ‘success story’ I mean she was at least able to leave enough of a lasting impression on society that we are still talking about her years after the show was taken off the air. She’s just gotten a boob job and is showing it off to her best friend J-Woww (pics + video below).

It appears as if Snooki and former fellow Jersey Shore cast member J-Woww have a new show coming out, and it’s either called go90 or Mom’s With Attitude, I’m really not sure here because the YouTube video description is rather confusing but neither of those shows is listed on Snooki’s IMDB page, so I don’t know what’s up. It really doesn’t matter what show these two will be appearing on soon, what matters is Snooki just got a boob job and she’s showing off her new rack:

Once more in GIF:

According to PageSix, 28-year-old Snooki got the new C-cup fake boobs because 1) she wants to look good for her husband, 2) she says her boobs got wrecked from breastfeeding, and 3) Snooki believes that she’s in the prime of her career and wants to look as great as possible.

I guess I didn’t realize that Snooki had gotten so much plastic surgery on her face that she’s completely unrecognizable at this point. Like, if you were to have shown me these pictures from her Instagram page without telling me who it was I’d be clueless:

This boob job isn’t the only thing Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi has done to grab headlines in 2016. Back in late July Snooki dropped ‘Yung Mommy‘, a rap video in which she gropes herself repeatedly, and that video has already over 1.2 MILLION views on YouTube. Snooki’s definitely still got sway with millennials, and I’m curious to see if her new torpedoes propel her back into the limelight…What do you bros think?

(h/t PageSix)

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