Bros, remember the last time you thought about Whitney Port from Laguna Beach? I do! Four years ago to the date, when she was getting funky at the same Phish show at Madison Square Garden I was at:
My first phish concert!!!! Beyond excited.
— whitney port (@whitneyEVEport) December 29, 2011
Any-woo, today we were talking about the ladies from Laguna Beach in the BroBible chatroom and I went to go check out her ‘gram. Turns out she’s a pitchwoman for Tevas, the rad sandal from the ’80s/’90s that made a huge comeback in 2015.
Not to dabble in stereotypes, but must have completely doubled down on the Phish thing. See you in the lot of Merriweather Post Pavillon selling grilled cheeses next year, Whitney?