Bacon needs no accessories to be amazing, but we’ll still take them. The Baconery is selling 23k Gold Chocolate Bacon, making it the Goldschläger of bacon products. It’s Nueske’s Cherrywood Bacon covered in Guittard Semi-Sweet Dark Chocolate, and topped with 23k gold flakes. I can attest to the greatness of Nueske’s bacon. Guittard is new to me, but I’ll go ahead and assume it’s heavenly. When your business is bacon, you don’t dip it in anything short of the best. And as for the gold flakes, it’s just there for shits and giggles. I love giggling, though. The price of 23k Gold Chocolate Bacon is $40/strip or 6 for $200. Seems reasonable. Bacon can solve all your problems, after all.