5 GIFs more exciting than the Jameis Winston crab stealing surveillance footage

The surveillance footage from the Jameis Winston crab stealing incident has surfaced and wow is it boring. It’s basically 20 minutes of people walking in and out of a grocery store. The shortened version lasts 2:47. Guess what? That’s boring as hell too. If Jameis Winston surveillance footage porn is your thing, here’s the link.

As for me, I’d rather watch these 5 GIFs, one of which includes paint drying. I suggest you do the same.