Bowser finally wises up about his inept arsenal

Also, 50 Cent’s new best bud is PaRappa the Rapper?

First, the latest from Dorkly, which addresses the piss poor weaponry that Bowser relies upon when dealing with Mario. I personally don’t think the size and the speed of the bullets are so much an issue, as much as the fact that they all have dopey faces painted on them…

Bonus vid time, which was also recently highlighted by Destructioid (that’s how I found out about the first one). It’s a clip from Robot Chicken that stars PaRappa the Rapper and his brand new mentor (along with his former one; I also can’t believe Master Onion would just leave him hanging like that)…