That guy digging through your garbage in the backyard? Yeah, that’s just Dodgers closer Brian Wilson. This was the look Wilson went with for his debut with the team.
Brian Wilson is looking swell. pic.twitter.com/v7lsCSbAaV
— Matt Clapp (@sharapovasthigh) March 31, 2014
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And now for an important list: 4 things you could find in Brian Wilson’s hair.
4) Lice
3) Cheese
2) Peanuts
1) Semen
Things you won’t find?
2) Dignity
1) Shampoo residue
By the way, Wilson gave up three runs in his debut, didn’t record an out. But cool hair dude.
Pic via Matt Clapp