Brian Wilson opens up 2014 season with homeless man look

That guy digging through your garbage in the backyard? Yeah, that’s just Dodgers closer Brian Wilson. This was the look Wilson went with for his debut with the team.


And now for an important list: 4 things you could find in Brian Wilson’s hair.

4) Lice
3) Cheese
2) Peanuts
1) Semen

Things you won’t find?

2) Dignity
1) Shampoo residue

By the way, Wilson gave up three runs in his debut, didn’t record an out. But cool hair dude.

Pic via Matt Clapp