Cream Stew flavored Cheetos have arrived! Forget chicken noodle next time I’m under the weather, Chester Cheetah and I are going to have a massive sick day party. Unfortunately I’ll have to move to Japan, but that’s just a minor detail.
According to the experts at Google Translate, “Cream stew taste the corn dough crisp texture, combined with the sweetness of the corn flavor and cream. Please enjoy the taste to become a habit.”
I’m not exactly sure what that means, but I’m pretty sure I’m already addicted. They sound like the most soothing puff of nothingness on Earth. Plus, Cream Stew has to be better for you than the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos that are sending kids to the hospital with stomach burns here in America.