Cookie Pizza from Pizza Hut slaps Domino’s right in the face


Pizza Hut unveils a new Cookie Pizza just as Domino’s is bragging about how theirs was a failure. Suck it, Noid.

OK, so technically it’s not a cookie pizza; it’s the Ultimate Hershey’s Chocolate Chip Cookie. But if it’s shaped like a pizza and slices like a pizza, it’s probably a duck pizza.

Enjoy our freshly-baked cookie made with 100% genuine HERSHEY’S® Chocolate Chips, cut into 8 slices and served warm for your crew to enjoy.

I’ve always wanted a crew!

Dessert from pizza joints has never really been my thing. It seems like a waste of stomach capacity that could have been used for more pizza. Unless it’s chicken wings or mountain dew, odds are there’s nothing being delivered along with my pizza.

If Pizza Hut, Little Caesar’s, etc. had awesome options like Cookie Dough Brownie Cups or Chocolate Dipped Peanut Butter Cup Stuffed Oreos it would probably be a different story. The Cookie Pizza is at least heading in the right direction though. Simple. Huge. Shareable (not that I have friends).

This monstrosity of a cookie pizza will cost you $5 with a pizza or $6 on it’s own. Just be sure to dip it in the milk and not the ranch. Actually, do what you feel is right.