Big round of applause for Danica Patrick after she won her first race since 2008. Sure, it was against “less-than” competition and yes, it was the Stiletto 500—but a win’s a win, you guys!
What’s more amazing: That Danica Patrick won a race or that Bethenny Frankel still has a show? Actually, check that—the most amazing thing is that I know who Bethenny Frankel is. I’m so disappointed in myself.