Read this insane list of ‘dealbreakers’ posted online by the world’s biggest douche

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I’m not sure any guy needs a “dealbreakers” list, but if a man does, it shouldn’t be this damn ridiculous.

Last year, a woman named Emily received a message from a guy to her OKCupid account. Before answering the message she did her due diligence and checked out the guy’s profile. What she found was absolutely absurd. The guy not only had a list of dealbreakers when it comes to the women he dates but the list is well over one hundred lines and incredibly, incredibly specific.

Emily took screencaps and posted it to her blog.


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So this guy is looking to date no one.

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