Easter egg hunt disrupted by a dead body

Alright, who was the wise ass who hid a dead body under the porch for kids to find?

The hunt for the source of a foul stench ended with the gruesome discovery of a decomposing body under the deck of a house in Knoxville, Alabama. The body was found by a mom doing an Easter egg hunt with her 4-year-old son.

The deck is large and relatively low to the ground. The space beneath it grows dark and narrow where it connects to the house. Police said the body was in a spot deep beneath the deck around 15 to 20 feet from the outer edge.

Wait, wait! Don’t move him! This might be a performance piece. Let’s see what he does on Easter Sunday. It’s a big day for people coming back from the dead.

KPD: Body found under deck had been there for two weeks [WBIR]

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