Epic Meal Time builds Squeezeburger Pie like Middle Eastern prince

Harley Morenstein has been on a media blitz lately, but he always finds time to sit down for home-cooked Epic Meal Time. “That’s a cheeseburger pie, or maybe it’s a kinish, bitsh.”

While the Squeezeburger Pie is obviously the main attraction with its 52,390 calories and 3,288 grams of fat, the epic rant time in the middle of the video can’t be overlooked. If you somehow missed the glorious diatribe, re-watch 1:21 to 1:40 again and take some notes. Now THAT is how you build a pie crust. The only question is, does it count as dinner or dessert?