Tigers outfielder Torii Hunter hit a moon shot over the Green Monster last night. A guided missile that completely cleared everything and landed in a Fenway parking lot. One heroic Bostonian tried to chase down the home run. He failed miserably. He embarrassed the entire city of Boston in the process. He was not #BostonStrong.
Did you see it? No? Well, let’s Zapruder film this bitch.
REMINDER: Baseballs cost $5 at your local sporting goods store.