French scientific study proves bras are bad

Much like the Fresh Prince, ladies lives just got flipped, turned upside down. A new study shows that women are better off without bras. This isn’t the standard “blowjobs are good for you” BS that men purport either. It’s pure science.

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This is the first I’ve heard of the study being conducted, but it’s been going on for 15 years. According to the results, wearing a bra not only doesn’t decrease sagging, it actually increases it. They don’t appear to reduce back pain either. Bra, huh, yeah. What is it good for. Absolutely nothing. Say it again, y’all.

According to Rouillon, a sports science expert, the lesson to be learned from the preliminary results of his marathon experiment is that “bras are a false necessity”.

“Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra,” Professor Rouillon told France Info radio on Wednesday.

It appears TheChive may have been onto something with their “Burn Your Bra Thursdays.” The study only involved 320 women ages 18-35, so it’s by no means all-inclusive. Rouillon makes no claim to that. He did however point to these results as proof that common conceptions appear to be incorrect, and more extensive testing is needed. I’m sure he’s incredibly disappointed that he now needs to continue measuring breasts.

Women better off without bras [TheLocal.fr]