Friendzoned guys, badass movie quotes, Dessie Mitcheson and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Weird Moments With Mascots

Bleacher Report

Wait, isn’t pretty much every moment with a mascot kind of weird?
Weird Moments With Mascots

Poor Guys Who’ve Been Put in the Friendzone

Caveman Circus

Coldest friendzone photo ever?
Let’s Have a Moment of Silence For All Those Put in the Friendzone Today (Pics)

Way to Kill the Motivation There


Dessie Mitcheson is Hotter Than Ever

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We’ve seen her before on Guyism, but never looking this hot.
Hot Clicks: Kobe Bryant Visits China, Plus Dessie Mitcheson

The Most Badass Movie Quotes

The Chive

That one right there might beat them all.
The Most Badass Movie Quotes (32 Photos)

Bastille Get Some ‘Sound Advice’ from Vanessa Bayer

Amanda Nicole Looks Damn Good in Black and Red

Gorilla Mask

Damn good.
Amanda Nicole (NSFWish)

America’s Unhealthiest Meal Looks…Awesome


I want it and I want it now.
Behold: America’s Unhealthiest Meal

Olya Ivanisevic Dominating Some Bikinis


Nicely done, Serbia. Nicely done.
Model at Midnight: Olya Ivanisevic

She Does Have a Point


The Best Custom Motorcycles in the World


I want them all.
The Best Custom Motorcycles in the World

Ashley Sky’s Banned Commercial in GIF Form


Oh. My. Goodness. I have seen Heaven.
10 Reasons Why Ashley Sky’s Banned Commercial is Better in GIF Form

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

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Fantasy football tips, crazy Russia GIFs, Chelsie Aryn and more!