New Tumblr chronicles the lonely comments of men on hot girl Instagram photos

Thirstiest Men of Instagram is a new Tumblr looking at the desperate and often pathetic comments of men on hot girl photos on Instagram. It’s even better than it sounds.

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I sincerely doubt you have any stacks, let alone ten. A more reasonable offer would be “I have Call of Duty and a lot of experience on PornHub and will barter either of these things to prematurely ejaculate on or around you.”

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All kinds of dick. Variety is the spice of life and clearly none of us have lived until we’ve experienced a penis in a top hat.

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Nothing turns on a woman more than inviting a cartoon child into your theoretical sexual escapades.

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I too enjoy getting very specific parts of my body compared to viscous liquids.

5.

Aim for the stars, acemobaidin. Aim for the stars.

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Rule #1 of seduction: Women love being treated like balloon animals.

See more of the Thirstiest Men of Instagram on Tumblr. You’ll feel much better about yourself.