Game story about the Beavers and Gamecocks features hilarious sexual innuendo

Beavers and Gamecocks

The Oregon State Beavers and South Carolina Gamecocks played a game Tuesday night in the Women’s NCAA tournament. The following are phrases used in an Associated Press story.

“We knew from the get-go we wanted to be aggressive and not back down to their size.”

“What we wanted to emphasize was to go right through them. Not try and go around them or try to go over the top but go right through them.”

“That’s a hard feat.”

“She can stroke it, find other teammates, controls the tempo.”

Sometimes you don’t need to say anything. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

H/t: Jamie and Wojo