Heavy Metal’s not dead—it’s alive and well, and living inside this beluga whale

Guys, Heavy Metal is NOT dead. Just look at this beluga whale, s/he is more metal than anyone or thing I’ve seen in as long as I can remember. I repeat: Heavy Metal’s not dead.

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Do I even need to bother editorializing this or are we all in agreement that this video’s the greatest thing since sliced bread?

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