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So Heidi Klum’s appearance on The Tonight Show was uh, interesting. She was barely clothed, danced on a desk and talked about spraying perfume on her hoohah. She also did that whole creepy face thing that scares the bejesus out of us. Take a look.
50 That’s a spectacular dress
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And one that leaves nothing to the imagination.
He’s talking about your hoohah
Quit it with the serial killer eyes
The racy table dance
Take note of Jay Leno’s uncomfortable drunk uncle at a wedding impression.
Yes, stop it Jay
Ma’am, your ass is showing
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Yes, Seal tapped that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to brush up on my German.