Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the most viral video of 2014—“ice cream van.” A video that rivals YouTube greats like “Charlie bit my finger” and “Kid high as a kite after dentist.” Yes, it’s that good. Yes, I’ve watched it 50 times already. Yes, the little brother is perhaps the toughest dude on the planet.
Kid hears ice cream man.
Kid falls.
Parents earn all the money on YouTube.
Kid goes to college.
Capitalism.