John Tortorella wants the media to kiss his derriere

The Brad Richards benching has been a hot topic in the Big Apple this week and John Tortorella reached his boiling point on the issue. During last night’s post-game, the Rangers coach went off the media telling them to kiss his ass.

Sadly, nobody obliged. Judging from his disheveled exterior, I would venture his ass to be an unpleasant haven of hair and foul smelling fungus. But I digress.