Kickass motorcycles, food-based sports, Candice Swanepoel and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Things in Sports That Totally Let Us Down

Bleacher Report


Cubs fans, you are not alone.
Things in Sports That Totally Let Us Down

33 Kickass Motorcycles

Caveman Circus


I want, I want, I want…
33 Absolutely Beautiful Motorcycles

Sorry About That, Chrissy

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Candice Swanepoel Just Keeps Getting Hotter

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We can never have too much Candice in our lives.
Hot Clicks: Keyshawn Johnson’s Birthday, Candice Swanepoel

Absurd Food-Based Sports

Thrillist


Wait, Pancake Races are a thing? Where do I sign up?
5 Absurd Food-Based Sports You Couldn’t Even Make Up

Jay Pharoah IS Usher

Jordan Carver’s Tremendous Handbras

Gorilla Mask


Everything Jordan Carver does is tremendous.
Jordan Carver (NSFWish)

Introducing…The Twerkbot

Supercompressor


Welcome to the future.
Basement Jaxx Have Developed the NSFW Twerkbot

Kate Upton GIFs, Because They’re Awesome

RSVLTS


There really needs to be a Kate Upton GIF exhibit in the Smithsonian.
The Many Talents of Kate Upton are Better in GIF Form

Whoops

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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini

Celebslam


As she should be.
Anastasia Ashley in Her Natural Habitat

10 Best Up-and-Coming DJs

BroBible


DJs really are the new rock stars.
The 10 Best Up-and-Coming DJs on the Scene

A Blonde MILF in Yoga Pants

Girls in Yoga Pants


We like blondes. We like MILFs. We like yoga pants!
Return of the Blonde MILF From Reddit

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

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Best one-liners, Frisbee trick shots, Ashley Sky and more!