They say you learn something new every day. For example, in this video, a woman says that “titties aren’t pockets.” See, I didn’t know that. I seriously didn’t.
Here’s an extensive list of what titties aren’t.
-titties aren’t vaginas
-titties aren’t computers
-titties aren’t Justin Bieber
-titties aren’t USB drives
-titties aren’t wallet
-titties aren’t dvd players
-titties aren’t beef jerky
-titties aren’t pens
-titties aren’t hamsters
-titties aren’t carrots
-titties aren’t glasses
-titties aren’t Twitter
-titties aren’t shoes
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