Lamar Odom banging hoes, still married to Chewbacca

Today in Kardashian family drama that was probably made up and sold to gossip rags comes this story of Lamar cheating on Khloe. But why Lamar? Khloe’s a nice, wholesome woman who’s not at all crazy or disgusting or a Wookie. Shame on you sir.

Here’s the details from Radar Online (who sound like they had somebody in the room watching Lamar dry hump another woman).

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Lamar soon left, but the night didn’t end there. Lamar allegedly called Jennifer at 3 am and invited her back to his hotel room.

“As soon as she got there, he took her phone apart and put the pieces in different spots all around the room,” her friend reveals. “He actually took the battery out and the back off. She thought he was afraid that she would take photos or record him.”

With that out of the way, Lamar started “grabbing her butt and kissing her sweetly on the neck,” the friend says. “She said he was an amazing kisser.”

Although the two did not have intercourse, “they did everything else,” says the source,. “It was incredibly intimate.”

I don’t want to scare you Lamar but Radar Online pretty much has you PRISM’D. You may want to look into that.

NSA spying aside, the Kardashian family is working on a Khloe-Lamar reunion sex tape. Ok fine, I made that up. But did I? Sure, nobody wants to see Khloe naked but Kris Jenner could sell it to some fetish porn site. BBW meets BBC, amirite fellas?

No? Nobody else visits those sites? Well, this is awkward.