It’s been a few days since someone in the hockey world tweeted out a gross injury and NO, NO, NO you guys. Stop it. Stop it now.
— Christian Ehrhoff (@TheRealHoff10) April 7, 2014
That’s Christian Ehrhoff of the Buffalo Sabres. That’s Christian Ehroff’s mangled ear after a puck sliced it open. I’m going to throw up now. Then I’m going to eat lunch. In that order, hopefully.