Is this real life? Is this an elaborate Photoshop? Is Bernie Porn a good pollster? All very important questions. Guyism reader Evan sent us this screencap from WXYZ Detroit.
Turns out, Bernie Porn is real. Turns out, Bernie Porn is spectacular. Here he is in a TV spot 4 years ago.
But seriously, is that his stage name? Is that the name he uses when he goes to the strip club? I need to know this dammit. I need to know how “Porn” became someone’s last name.