Miesha Tate wants to break Ronda Rousey’s jaw

Miesha Tate and Ronda Rousey don’t like each other. At least that’s what they want you to believe. Behind closed doors, they’re best buds. They probably call each other on the phone every night for some pillow talk. And it’s real sexy and dirty and sometimes they think about pinning each other while making sweet lesbian love.

But I digress.

Here’s Cupcake Tate saying she wants to break Ronda’s jaw.

Miesha’s clearly covering up their budding romance. The two are scheduled for a December fight at UFC 168. I can barely contain my excitement.