Touching Adrian Beltre’s head is a no-no—unless of course, you’re 2-time MVP Miguel Cabrera—then you can do whatever you want. Beltre collected hit number 2500 in last night’s game against the Tigers and made his way over to first. There he was treated to a playful pat in the head by his buddy Miggy. He wasn’t happy.
The punishment for touching Adrian Beltre’s head? A dick tap, naturally.
This is a friendly reminder that Adrian Beltre doesn’t like people touching his head.