Natural Stone Drink Dispenser is for classy alcoholics

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If want to keep your liquor inverted and available but don’t want to appear immature, the Stone Drink Dispenser is for you. It’s elegant form and intoxicating function are perfect for a classy drunk. A spinning liquor dispenser is fun, but they make you look juvenile. Jamming your bottle in a stone, on the other hand, is legendary. Just don’t pretend the empty bottle is a sword when you go to remove it because glass breaks. Who knew? The tap method ensures just the wrong amount of vodka every time so everyone is sure to enjoy themselves. The price is steep at $125, but you can brag to all your friends about how they’re hand-crafted.

Handmade from natural stones found along the coast of New England and fixed with a stainless steel spigot with a stone lever, Jeff Henderson’s sturdy and sophisticated drink dispenser adds instant pizzazz to any event. Handmade in New Hampshire. Due to the found nature of the stones, each is one-of-a-kind and will vary.

Natural Stone Drink Dispenser [RefinedGuy]