Newcastle fan tries to fight police horse during riot

Today’s soccer hooligan story is unlike any other. Following Newcastle’s 3-0 loss to Sunderland, a fan attacked a police horse during riots. The masked man lined up a cross punch and cold-cocked the animal below the head.

He was quickly taken down by police—of the human kind.

I bet when we’re not looking, animals get together and watch a reality show called, “When Humans Attack.”