Nick Offerman tolerates less jibber-jabber than Mr. T, which makes watching Offerman read tweets from young female celebrities on Conan incredibly entertaining. He’s clearly struggling to contain his rage for Hollywood’s young and dumb. Lucky for him he has a workshop on which to take his frustration out. Just don’t let him anywhere near Amanda Bynes while he’s holding that axe. I don’t know what we’d do if we lost her.