Oklahoma ghost hunters trolled by ‘Portal’ fans

Apparently after you die you just get to play video games all day. Cool *commits suicide*. “Ghost hunters” are almost always walking comedy repositories – grown men and women who think that camera smudges and creaking floors are evidence of a world beyond. Oklahoma station KJRH went on an outing with a pair of representatives from SPOOK (Sooner Paranormal Of Oklahoma) into somebody’s nasty-ass basement and made laughing stocks of themselves. One of their claims of ghost activity is a blackboard with the words “THE CAKE IS A LIE” scrawled on it – a catchphrase anybody who played Valve’s classic puzzler Portal will recognize. Thankfully for all of us, this doofus doesn’t.